sodomymcscurvylegs:

mrtwentington:

11 year old me was pissed at this revelation

A hundred-thousand years will pass and I will never get over the genius of this scene!

im-horngry:

Ice Cream Sandwiches - As Requested!

frankoceanfanclub:

getting attacked by one (1) goose is scary but its much worse when they come in multiples of three (3) because then they start using advanced formations and tactics

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

I’m not like other teens. I’m 47

acrocalypse:

dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 

leave

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yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

leafwhirlwind:

I’M LAHUGING SO HARD AT THIS

SHE DOESN’T EVEN JUMP SHE JUST LIFTS OFF THE GROUND